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Films That You Absolutely Must See
This
list is in no particular order and many of you film-o-philes
will undoubtedly find some curious omissions. For one, no
Citizen Kane, a movie I love but, c’mon, it’s been used.
I tried to keep the list director or genre specific,
meaning that I might skip a film in order to make it a more
inclusive list. I’d also like to apologize to some my
favorite auteurs that are conspicuously absent: Martin
Scorsese, David Lynch, Fritz Lang, François Truffaut,
Ridley Scott, Jean Luc Goddard, Pedro Almodovar, and
certainly others I can’t remember.
- Casablanca – “Best script ever written,” according to “Robert
McKee.” If you don’t get this joke don’t worry, but
you missed another good movie. Not much to be said here;
you’d have to be one cynical son-of-a-bitch not to love
it. “How extravagant you are, throwing away women like
that. Some day they may be scarce.”
- The
Good, The Bad, and The Ugly
– It figures an Italian would make the best films about
the most American genre there is. The film I’ve seen more times than any other, it’s
sorta the soundtrack for my life. “He who double crosses
me and leaves me alive, he understands nothing about Tuco…
nothing.”
- The
Big Sleep –
Okay, so it’s a little disjointed and hard to follow,
who cares? Noirs are about scenes, and scene by scene
nothing beats it. Slim’s scene in the “casino” where
she sings Sad Tomato is Ted Martinez’s favorite from any
film (even though nothing happens in it), and that’s
just the tip of the Chanlder-esque iceberg. “I could
make it my business.” “ I could make your business
mine.” “You wouldn’t like it, the pay’s too
small.”
- The
Right Stuff –
I’ll let former Shop employee Kelly O’Mara answer this
one. An artsy, sarcastic, chain-smoking, self-deprecating
Isla Vista resident is that last person you’d think
would go for this flag-waving piece of Americana. The only
reason she even considered watching it was because I had
it on when she came to work. When I returned later in the
day she was beaming, “That’s how men are
supposed to behave”. “Is that a man?” “You’re
damn right it is.”
- The
Moderns – If I could go anywhere in time it would probably be Paris,
during the 1920’s, so I could sit in café’s with
Papa, Miller, Stein, Nin, Maughm, et al.
Just once I’d like to be able to say, “I ran
into Maurice Ravel in the men’s room. He didn’t
recognize me.” Alan Rudolph’s over-the-top homage
follows an ex-pat painter. “I’d rather be broke in
Paris. To be broke in America is down right immoral.”
- Miller’s
Crossing
–Arguably the Cohen’s best work, it’s sort of
slipped through the cracks. Except that ever film person
I’ve ever mentioned tends to say the same thing. An
almost perfect film, there isn’t a single scene that
doesn’t work or leave an impression. “If I knew we
were going to cast our feelings into words, I would have
memorized the ‘Song of Solomon’.”
- Le
Grand Bleu
– Certainly Luc Besson’s piece de resistance, this may
not be one of the greatest films of all time. But this
list is for my friends, and you’ll be a lot more
comfortable around the gang (especially me, Bob, and
Normal Guy) if you know who Jacques and Enzo are.
“It’s better down there,” for sure. There are many
versions of this film. The best is the director’s cut,
but any that are over 2 hours are worth seeing. Avoid the
American release. It doesn’t make sense. “How long can
you hold your breath?”
- The
Professionals
– Don’t mix this up with Besson’s film starring Enzo
(Jean Reno). This is a Western starring Lee Marvin (Rico
Fardan) and Burt Lancaster (Bill Dolworth) about a group
of men who’ve outlived their time. Also, essential in
understanding the Bob and Steve relationship. “Well,
I’ll be damned.” “Most of us are.”
- The
Big Lebowski
– The Cohen’s other definitive work. Like Star Trek,
this didn’t catch-on during its initial release but has
become a cult classic. I mean, after he’d seen the
premiere, some guy (in the Industry) told me it was
“about nothing.” What? It’s about everything.
“Does the Pope shit in the woods?”
- Straight
To Hell –
No one should be allowed to know me without seeing this.
Okay, it may not be the quintessential screen classic. To
paraphrase Bill Murray in Stripes, “Alex Cox is going to
be huge someday, and you’re going to say, ‘I’ve been
watching his films for years, and I think they’re
fabulous.” Did I mention this was a film about blood,
money, coffee, and sexual tension? “Come on down to the
hacienda, boys. It’s nearly happy hour. And there’s
plenty of coffee!”
- Barfly
– Charles Bukowski’s alter ego, Henry Chinowski, is hits the
big screen in all his glory. A sort of drunk’s fantasy,
director Barbet Schoeder seems to have been able to mind
meld with Bukowski to re-create a world that’s never
quite existed. Except to me, and my weird friends.
“Whattaya do?” “I drink.’ “Here’s to all my
frrriiieeeeeennnds!”
- Repo
Man – This is the film that made Cox a household word in Hollywood
before Straight to Hell and Walker got him blacklisted.
“Look at those poor assholes over there. Ordinary fuckin’
people. I hate ‘em.”
- Office
Space – If you’ve ever worked in an office this is not to be
missed. Funniest
sex scene in screen history.
“So everyday becomes the worst day of my life.
“ “Ummm, yeah.”
- Joe
vs. The Volcano
– This metaphor for living bombed because it was
disguised as a Tom Hanks/Meg Ryan vapidfest and, well,
it’s not. “Have you thought much about luggage? It is
the central preoccupation of my life.”
- Big
Trouble in Little China
– “What?” Without a doubt John Carpenter’s
definitive work. Perhaps Kurt Russell’s as well. “China is here. What does that mean? I don’t even
know what that means.”
- Used
Cars – I love movies were the good guys aren’t good guys. If this
bombed, it’s because people couldn’t identify with a
hero. I mean, they’re all used car salesmen. Robert
“Forrest Gump” Zemekis called this his favorite
all-time project. “50 grand buys me the nomination and
I’m a shoo-in. Then I go fifty-fifty on all the graft I
take in. Politics, Lou, it’s a chance to make something
out of myself.”
- North
By Northwest
– An intentional comedy that was mistaken for an
unintentional one. That’s
Hitch’s genius, always able to keep people guessin’.
And Cary Grant is still the quintessential leading
man. “I have two ex-wives, a mother, and several
bartenders depending on me.”
- Strictly
Ballroom –Baz
Luhrman’s first pic is a blast, from Ken’s Spa-O-Rama,
to Federation President Barry Fife, to
“Show me your paso double, ” it’s a dizzying
ride along the ‘don’t live in fear’ railroad and
even the corniest of endings gets to me every single time.
“There will be no new steps!”
- Never
Cry Wolf –
No one shoots better scenery than Carol Ballard and this
tops his list. A funny and poetic tale of a man finding
his spirit and oneness with the earth, and some wolves.
You know you’ve made something special when the best
scene in the film is absolutely silent. See it with a big
screen in a quiet room. “You know what beats boredom,
Tyler? Adventure!”
- The
Milagro Beanfield War
– A piece of magic on celluloid. Overlooked,
misunderstood, and way underrated. I’ve always wondered
what Redford thinks of this, because I’ll bet he agrees
with me. His best work, maybe by far. “No one would do
anything, if they knew what they were ‘in for.’”
- Touch
Of Evil –
What’s a “best of” list without Orson Welles. The
classic low-budge noir, even with Chuck Heston playing a
Mexican. “It’s either the candy or the hooch.”
- Iron
Monkey – What list would be complete without at least one Chinese
movie? But do we go epic, like Swordsman II?
Modern, like God of Cookery?
Or popular, like Jackie’s Police Story or
Woo’s Hardboiled? So I submit one right in
between; a historical film that was very popular and moves
with lightning speed. I guess if I could only see one Hong
Kong film, this would be my choice. Make sure you get the
right translation. How will you know? “It’s pist the
same!”
- American
in Paris –
Arguably the greatest musical ever made, though most would
give the nod to Singin’ in the Rain.
For me, it’s a toss-up as they almost feel like a
continuous movie, even though the plots are totally
different. My
brother and I were watching this recently and Brian
couldn’t stop laughing.
Because of the film? No, because “according to
Todd, this isn’t how life is supposed to be, but it’s
how life actually is.” “In America, they said I
didn’t have any talent. They may be saying the same
thing over here but is sounds better in French.”
- The
Forbidden Zone
– Oh, sure, Danny Elfmin’s all famous now. But what
about his brother Richard, where’s his love? After all,
he directed Danny in this. One of the oddest films ever
made, it’s really hard to explain. All I can say is that
when Binky went to rent it at a store in Seattle, they
made him leave a $300 cash deposit.
Now there’s some love.
“Bim, bam, boom. Bim, bam, boom…”
- Double
Indemnity –
Ever see a movie that’s better than the book (besides
Blade Runner)? James M. Cain’s slightly boring novel is
brought to the screen with Chandler writing the dialog.
The result is some of the snappiest of all-time.
“We keep the liquor cabinet locked up.”
“That’s okay, I carry my own keys.”
- Henry
V – Perhaps we’re moving towards a higher state of
communicating by telepathy, but all I know is that in a
few hundred years we’ve managed to distill an eloquent
and beautiful language down to communicating mainly by use
of the words fuck, dude, actually, and like. Still the
best of the Bard’s screen adaptations, and the best
thing Branaugh’s done, I can’t watch this film without
it evoking tears of passion. “Pray thee wish not one man
more…”
- Porco
Rosso – There should probably be more than one Miuzaki film on this
list, so I went with the more obscure over the obvious Mononoke
Hime or Spirited Away. There’s a lot more to
animation than Disney would have you believe. This is
basically a period film on aeronautical pirates in the
Adriatic that just happens to be drawn.
“A pig who doesn’t fly is just a pig.”
- Local
Hero – Subtle beauty from Bill Forsyth, about a corporate guy from
Texas who reluctantly becomes enchanted by a small town in
Scotland. If
you’re not paying close attention, the magic of this
film will most likely slip right by. “You think Gordon
and Stella do it everyday?” “Of course not.”
- All
The President’s Men
– Perhaps top of the political thriller genre, and based
on the true story surrounding Watergate.
Just one of a stack of great 70’s thrillers that
include, The Parallax View, The China Syndrome,
and Three Days of the Condor. “Remember when you
were young and hungry?”
- Mr.
Deed’s Goes To Town
– The best of Capra. I never cared for Gary Cooper but
he’s perfectly cast here as a simple small town guy who
inherits millions and instantly becomes a celebrity. “I
don’t know why he left me all that money. I don’t need
it.”
- Evil
Dead II – There had to be something here from the horror genre. Instead
of going with the scariest movie of all time, Alien,
I’ll go with the funniest. Sam Rami’s send-up of the
kids-on-an-ill-fated-trip theme. “Groovy,” indeed. But
“who’s laughing now?”
- Man
Who Would Be King
–A couple bumblies with big dreams who go AWOL and sneak
into Afghanistan to seek riches. Connery’s likeness to the only other white men
they’ve seen, Alexander, convinces the natives he’s a
God. All is just dandy ‘til the loftiness of the
position starts to wear away on a man with humanly
desires. Absolutely classic acting by Sean Connery and
Michael Cain. “But how many men have been the places
we’ve been, and seen the things we’ve seen?”
“Bloody few.”
- Adventures
of Buckaroo Banzai
– Another under-the-radar
classic, in the Edwardian sense.
Don’t know why I’ve always liked this so much,
but John Lithgow once said it was the most fun he’d ever
had with a character.
Don’t miss the Secretary of Defense, a
dead-ringer for Don Rumsfeld, whom I’m pretty certain
has based his real-life persona on this character. “Hey,
hey, don’t be mean. Because, no matter where you go,
there you are.”
- Eiger
Sanction –
Before there were Action/Comedies there were unintentional
action/comedies that, of course, were far funnier. This
film, like many of Eastwood’s over-the-top works (Bronco
Billy, etc), is a scream. Not only that, is features
some nice climbing and is still able to pull-off some good
tension. Don’t miss characters include Jonathon “just
happens to be an assassin” Hemlock,
George Kennedy’s character’s daughter George,
Miles “I’ll have a daiquiri” Mellow, Dragon
(“My blood has to be completely replaced every year”
“With what?”), Karl “The Leader” Freitag, Ben
“Boy are we gonna drink a lot of beer” Beauman, and
the brilliant Pope, “My superior wants to see you.”
“Your superior. Well that doesn’t narrow the field too
much, does it?”
- Big
Wednesday –
Way underrated outside of the surfer crowd; something I
could never understand. I did find a review, from Time
Out in England, that
called it the definitive film about America from the
70’s, which is pretty much how I see it. A lot more than
surfing, which is only a backdrop for life during the
60’s and 70’s. “A swell so big it will wipe out
everything that came before it.”
- High
and Low – No film list is complete without something from Kurosawa.
Here’s one you may not have seen. He didn’t just make
historical films. This modern day thriller (from the
60’s) was a decade ahead of its time. “Mushi, mushi.”
- Chinatown – Roman Polanski’s brilliant version of early LA and its
water issues. The
classiest of the noirs, though it doesn’t really count
since it’s in color and was made in 1974. Even if
you’ve never been to LA, this will make you nostalgic
for the way it once was. “LA’s a small town. People
talk.”
- Slacker – A modern version of Renoir’s Rules of the Game,
(some will undeniably balk at this analogy), done for no
money around the streets of Austin, Texas. Richard
Linkletter’s first film is a classic look at
college/slacker life from the early 90’s. “Sure, I may
live bad, but at least I don’t have to work to do it.”
- Elmer
Gantry – Probably Burt Lancaster’s greatest role as the most
larger-than-life character this side of Cpt Kirk.
Like its main character, this film both embraces
The Bible and lambastes commercial religion.
“When I was a child, I spake as a child,
understood as a child. When I became a man, I put away
childish things. ”
- Anatomy
of a Murder
– Otto Preminger made too many great films to be left
off this list. This one’s my favorite, though Man
With the Golden Arm is close. Jimmy Stewart—one of
my all-time favs that’s perfectly cast—and George C.
Scott go head to head in court, with Ben Gazarra as well.
“Now, Your Honor, I know I’m not as worldly as my
esteemed colleague from Lansing….”
- This
is Spinal Tap
– Almost overlooked here because I thought it was too
obvious, until I kept running into people who hadn’t
seen it. What
the?! This is the best comedy ever made, bar none, and was
so effective that it bombed during it’s initial release
because crowds thought it was about a real band they just
hadn’t heard of—amazing.
“…the looser the waistband, the deeper the
quicksand, or so I have read.”
- Monty
Python’s Meaning of Life
– Probably not as good as either Life of Brian or
Holy Grail, but less people have seen it and, for
chissakes, it’s about the meaning of life. Nothing
Python did should be missed.
“Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed, in your neigh-bor-hood….”
- The
Endless Summer
– How Bruce Brown does what he does it is a complete
mystery. All I know is that he’s made three films about
sports that I don’t care much about that are the three
best sports docs I’ve seen. I first caught this as a
kid. I didn’t surf, nor did I care about surfing, yet I
remembered almost every line of the last half hour of the
movie (all I saw) for more than a decade until I found out
what it was. Maybe it’s his ability to come up with
lines like, “he’s so calm up there he could eat a ham
sandwich…” “Thank you for watching. I hope you
enjoyed my film.”
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